Posts tagged: tumblr
Choose the Internet. Choose a blog. Choose a meme. Choose a social networking platform. Choose a big fucking monitor. Choose hard drives, threads, iPhones and reblogging reblogs. Choose to w00t, LOL and OMG WANT. Choose sardonic images of cats with snarky captions. Choose an account name. Choose your buddy list. Choose your followers. Choose a MacBook Pro and matching 1 TB Time Capsule. Choose a host and purchase a wide range of fucking domains. Choose Etsy and wondering who the fuck you are at three in the morning when you’re IMing with someone from Australia because she’s the only one awake. Choose sitting in your desk chair watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing YouTube videos, stuffing fucking flash drives in your USB ports. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable attempt to be followed, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish fucked-up blogs you’ve sworn to represent yourself. Choose your future, choose the Internet.
But why would you want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose the Internet. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got Life?
I cannot handle the intensity of my dashboard right now.