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bitchville:juliedaniel:



Ju Presents: Get Your Mother Fucking Delicious On, aka, the Oleo



(The real reason I’ve been going on a Bailey’s image Search)



First, you gonna need some Baileys, some milk, some cocoa powder (none of that swiss miss bull shit either, real cocoa powder), a glass, and then the option goodies are ice and whipped cream.
Take your ice, put it in your glass. Dont want ice? Skip this step.
Take your baileys, fill the glass up about 1/3 of the way. More or less depending on how strong you like it, but I find 1/3 to be ideal.
Take your milk and top the bitch off. 
Put some whipped cream on top. Dont stir, just float it like a glorious, creamy island. If you do not care for whipped cream, skip this step. If you want to trailer park it up a bit, just use cool whip.  It still tastes awesome!
Sprinkle cocoa powder on top of whatever you have made. If you put whipped cream on, dust the cream and make it all pretty. If you skipped the cream, just shake it over the beverage. Do not stir! As the clumps of chocolate come into your mouth you get these chocola-tat-tey bursts of flavour that are a nice suprise now and then.
Enjoy that bitch! Its gorgeous! This is a great night cap and can also be enjoyed made with warm milk to make a hot cocoa-like experience.  You now know Captain Ju-cifer’s favorite beverage. Try it sometime!
I’m going to try this one day, and hopefully won’t poison myself :D

bitchville:juliedaniel:

Ju Presents: Get Your Mother Fucking Delicious On, aka, the Oleo

(The real reason I’ve been going on a Bailey’s image Search)

  • First, you gonna need some Baileys, some milk, some cocoa powder (none of that swiss miss bull shit either, real cocoa powder), a glass, and then the option goodies are ice and whipped cream.
  • Take your ice, put it in your glass. Dont want ice? Skip this step.
  • Take your baileys, fill the glass up about 1/3 of the way. More or less depending on how strong you like it, but I find 1/3 to be ideal.
  • Take your milk and top the bitch off.
  • Put some whipped cream on top. Dont stir, just float it like a glorious, creamy island. If you do not care for whipped cream, skip this step. If you want to trailer park it up a bit, just use cool whip.  It still tastes awesome!
  • Sprinkle cocoa powder on top of whatever you have made. If you put whipped cream on, dust the cream and make it all pretty. If you skipped the cream, just shake it over the beverage. Do not stir! As the clumps of chocolate come into your mouth you get these chocola-tat-tey bursts of flavour that are a nice suprise now and then.

Enjoy that bitch! Its gorgeous! This is a great night cap and can also be enjoyed made with warm milk to make a hot cocoa-like experience.  You now know Captain Ju-cifer’s favorite beverage. Try it sometime!

I’m going to try this one day, and hopefully won’t poison myself :D